1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,402 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:00,402 --> 00:00:03,037 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:06,040 [rock music] 4 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:13,014 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:20,287 [both chuckling] 6 00:00:21,756 --> 00:00:23,991 $5-worth on pump two, please. 7 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,927 [chuckles] 8 00:00:25,927 --> 00:00:27,962 There's no car at pump two. 9 00:00:27,962 --> 00:00:29,664 What? 10 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:33,435 Oh, yeah, yeah. 11 00:00:33,435 --> 00:00:35,069 Yeah, we forgot the car. 12 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,438 [chuckles] 13 00:00:36,438 --> 00:00:39,140 Uh, how'd we get here then? 14 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,876 Uh, I think we walked or something. 15 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:44,278 [chuckles] - Oh, yeah. 16 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,547 [chuckles] 17 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,148 It just shows to go you-- 18 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,150 you wanna buy a gas, you gotta bring the car, 19 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,285 you know what I'm saying? [chuckles] 20 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:54,221 Well, let's go get the car. [chuckles] 21 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:59,360 Uh, wait a second. The car needs gas, Butt-Head. 22 00:00:59,461 --> 00:01:02,296 Uh, oh, yeah. 23 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,499 Better go back to the gas station. 24 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:05,700 [chuckles] 25 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:10,204 Hi, you guys have walked by six times. 26 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,674 Are you interested in a career at Amatron? 27 00:01:12,674 --> 00:01:15,510 Uh, what? [chuckles] 28 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,879 We're opening a new Amatron fulfillment center 29 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:19,213 warehouse, right here in Highland, 30 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,749 and we're hiring warehouse associates. 31 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,718 Eh, I don't know. 32 00:01:23,718 --> 00:01:26,688 It kind of sounds like a job. [chuckles] 33 00:01:26,688 --> 00:01:28,990 The starting pay is $18 an hour. 34 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:31,526 This job's gonna take an hour? 35 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,094 [chuckles] - Ah, forget it. 36 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:38,165 - Plus full benefits. - Whoa, benefits? 37 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:42,670 Beavis, did you hear that? She wants to give us benefits-- 38 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,839 like, friends with benefits. 39 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:46,240 [chuckles] 40 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,943 - Whoa. - A job with benefits? 41 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,045 That's like friends with benefits, 42 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:54,048 but we don't have to pretend to be someone's friend. 43 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:55,850 [chuckles] - Yeah, we just have to pretend 44 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:57,351 to do a job. 45 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,153 Yeah. [chuckles] 46 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:01,789 We'll take it, ma'am. [chuckles] 47 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,057 Yeah, we could do the benefits 48 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:04,826 in the back seat of our car if you want. 49 00:02:04,826 --> 00:02:06,327 [chuckles] 50 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,862 Oh, wait a minute. 51 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:09,531 We forgot the car. 52 00:02:09,531 --> 00:02:10,532 [chuckles] 53 00:02:12,767 --> 00:02:15,903 Welcome to our newest Amatron fulfillment center. 54 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,139 We use technology to make our workers 55 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:20,074 as productive as they can be. 56 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:22,877 That sucks. [chuckles] 57 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:24,245 Here's how it works. 58 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,980 This monitor shows that a customer ordered 59 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,248 a coffee maker. 60 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:30,084 One of our fully autonomous warehouse robots 61 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:32,887 will bring you the item. - Uh-huh. 62 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:34,789 So you take the item from the robot, 63 00:02:34,789 --> 00:02:36,057 put it in the box, 64 00:02:36,057 --> 00:02:37,825 and put it on the conveyor belt. 65 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,261 Any questions? - Uh, 66 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,564 do we get our benefits from the robots? 67 00:02:42,564 --> 00:02:45,266 Yeah, that would be cool. [chuckles] 68 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,935 It's all advanced, yeah. [chuckles] 69 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,837 If you have questions about your compensation, 70 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,406 you can talk to our HR rep, Richard. 71 00:02:52,574 --> 00:02:55,977 Um, we gotta get our benefits from that guy? 72 00:02:55,977 --> 00:02:58,279 [chuckles] - That sucks. 73 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,347 [chuckles] - Oh, well. 74 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,116 I guess you gotta work your way up, you know, 75 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:03,450 starting at the bottom. 76 00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:04,986 [both chuckle] 77 00:03:04,986 --> 00:03:07,789 Entry-level. [chuckles] 78 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:11,926 Looks like only the boss gets to score with the robot. 79 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:13,661 The working man's blues. 80 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:16,263 [chuckles] 81 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:17,464 Uh, 82 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:20,802 look at that long, thin thing on TV. 83 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:23,104 I think it's, like, a light bulb or something. 84 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,009 Whoa, look! Look at that. 85 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:30,277 Uh, oh, yeah, 86 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,614 cool. [chuckles] 87 00:03:32,614 --> 00:03:35,817 It's, like, nacho cheese in a spray can. 88 00:03:35,817 --> 00:03:37,652 [chuckles] 89 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,453 Whoa. [chuckles] 90 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,422 This rules. 91 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,625 Oh, and look what's on this one. 92 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:48,062 [both chuckling] 93 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,798 That guy over there can keep his benefits. 94 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:53,635 [chuckles] This kicks ass. 95 00:03:56,771 --> 00:03:59,707 [both chuckling] 96 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,245 More. 97 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,681 We're here at Amatron's incredible 98 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,249 warehouse of the future, 99 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,384 right here in Highland, Texas. 100 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,386 Tell us, how does it work? 101 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:15,657 Our inventory robots work by machine learning. 102 00:04:15,657 --> 00:04:17,959 They bring inventory where it's needed 103 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:20,327 before anyone even knows they need it. 104 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,196 If a warehouse associate is, 105 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:24,031 say, shipping a lot of screwdrivers, 106 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:27,735 the robots will learn to bring him more screwdrivers. 107 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:30,271 If the associate is shipping more computers, 108 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,339 the robot will bring him more computers. 109 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:33,808 We don't like to say it's idiot-proof, 110 00:04:33,808 --> 00:04:37,679 but let's just say we bet the whole company on it. 111 00:04:37,679 --> 00:04:38,713 [laughs] 112 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,750 This is the life, Beavis. 113 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,418 Yeah. [chuckles] 114 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,520 We should've gotten jobs a long time ago. 115 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,825 Well, I'm almost full. [chuckles] 116 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,894 What do you say we eat a couple more cans, 117 00:04:52,894 --> 00:04:56,063 score with that guy, and knock off for the day? 118 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,365 It sounds like a plan. [chuckles] 119 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,067 [robots creaking] - Uh, 120 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,536 what's that noise? 121 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,706 [robots creaking and clanking] 122 00:05:04,706 --> 00:05:05,973 [both scream] 123 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:06,941 [cheese can squirts] 124 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:07,975 [loud crash] 125 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,276 - Ah! - Ah, ow! 126 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,078 Butt-Head, help! 127 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,914 I can't reach the cheese. 128 00:05:12,914 --> 00:05:14,081 Ah! 129 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,183 [sirens wailing] [fire truck honks] 130 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,185 [helicopter whirring] 131 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,456 It really was the warehouse of the future. 132 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:25,993 [chuckles] The technology is amazing. 133 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,095 They have cheese in a can 134 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:31,733 and fire--very advanced. 135 00:05:31,733 --> 00:05:34,769 What'll those dumbasses think of next? 136 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,403 [chuckles] - Probably something 137 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,405 that sucks, yeah. 138 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,175 [rock music] 139 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,844 [loud crash] [glass shatters] 140 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:49,817 ♪ ♪ 141 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:07,034 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,970 [chiming noises] 143 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:10,004 Chirp.